"He'd sneaked into the seediest establishments possible before he was twelve, posing as a Jawa to buy the cheapest booze available," the book explains. "Half the time, it would work, and he'd get sauced and shout 'Utinni!' all night to keep up the charade. Such a sneaky tactic is revealed during an inner monologue within the mind of Zade Kalliday, a cocksure smuggler who grew up on the same planet as Luke Skywalker and was raised by a drunken mother and stepfather. To get around this, the youngsters of Tatooine didn't get fake IDs, but dressed up as Jawas in order to get totally sloshed.
Despite a seedy underworld run by the Hutt family and rampant crime at the Mos Eisley spaceport, adults are still looking out for the welfare of children. Dawson's prose novel that teaches readers about Batuu (the planetoid setting for the Galaxy's Edge theme park at Disneyland and Disney World), we learn that on Tatooine, minors can't simply drink booze at will.
Don't believe us? Fine, we'll prove it to you! Please drink responsibly! The galaxy of Star Wars may seem like a very lawless place at times, but you can rest assured that the aliens (and alien humanoids) of George Lucas' iconic sci-fi universe took the time to implement underage liquor laws.
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